Finally, the fifth book of the Giggle McWiggle saga is complete! Time to send it out to agents and publishers. This time I’ll try some lesser-known agents, who will hopefully see my subversive epic fantasy series as something that can launch us both into international fame and glory. That’s why I’ve queried Janet McCallom, because …
Have you ever heard the proverb, “Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones?” Yeah, well, I’ve just realised what it means. You see, I’m lucky enough to live in a glass house, with a nice view of the street. I usually sit up on the balcony, watching the people below. I always …
Finally, my greatest invention will be complete! I found the perfect solution to my money problems, seeing as the government has repeatedly spurred my grant requests: solar power. I struck a deal with a global company to get solar panels, in exchange for advertising space on my giant robot. By tonight, I will be ready …