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Simply Kitchen

I’ve been mulling over the question of what makes an ideal kitchen, and I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s pretty simple. For me, it’s all about the essentials. This might sound a bit austere, like I don’t care for aesthetics, but that’s actually far from the truth. I think there can be a lot …

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Villainous Origins

Sometimes all you want on a hot day is to get home, put the air conditioner on and relax under the cool air. Unfortunately, that’s impossible for me, thanks to Super Duper Man. There are several reasons I can’t get cool under my air conditioner, least of them all being the fact that I am …

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Ghostly Questions

Welcome to our blog, where today, we (the Three G’s) answer questions from our readers! First up, we have a question from Bobby Oldport, who asks: Um, hi guys. Since you’re all ghosts, does that make it hard to do normal things, like go to the bathroom or visit a mechanic? You’ve mentioned before that …

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Third Grade Conditioning

“All right, students, who can tell me three brands of air conditioners sold in Australia?” I asked. “First to do so wins chocolate!” Several hands shot up, but I chose Sarah. “Alpha, Minstrel and Pan Sonic,” she said. “Excellent work, Sarah. Come up and choose a chocolate from my table.” I think the third graders …

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Book of Glass

Finally, the fifth book of the Giggle McWiggle saga is complete! Time to send it out to agents and publishers. This time I’ll try some lesser-known agents, who will hopefully see my subversive epic fantasy series as something that can launch us both into international fame and glory. That’s why I’ve queried Janet McCallom, because …

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Don’t Throw Stones

Have you ever heard the proverb, “Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones?” Yeah, well, I’ve just realised what it means. You see, I’m lucky enough to live in a glass house, with a nice view of the street. I usually sit up on the balcony, watching the people below. I always …

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Energy Bot 5000

Finally, my greatest invention will be complete! I found the perfect solution to my money problems, seeing as the government has repeatedly spurred my grant requests: solar power. I struck a deal with a global company to get solar panels, in exchange for advertising space on my giant robot. By tonight, I will be ready …

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